Extinction? I Think Not

Nothing happened, but it was cool to think that earth would fall into a black hole that the Hadron created... or maybe it'll prove me wrong. But I think not... I'm still holding out for 2012 or the earth just burning up.

Countdown to extinction?

!!CUATION SCIENTIFLUIC CONTENT!!
for some sort of reference, read this shit
sciencerulez
even on the google homepage theyre encorporating this apocalypticenducing machine in their logo


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One more day 'til the Large Hadron Collider is launched. Thing is going to mash protons at almost the speed of light (haha, fuck you, Einstein).

If this shit DOES in fact make a bunch of black holes, I say we toss all the worlds pollution in there, along with: Carrot Top, everyone at Fox News, racists and dumb Republicans everywhere. Problem solved.

Shit pops of tomorrow 9 A.M. in Europe. Lucky fucking Euros get all the cool stuff ahead of time. So that'd be what? 1 A.M. EST?

But let's face it; nothing cool is going to happen. I'll still have to go to work the next day. Any one who is remotely scared about this is /edit/ awesome!

This is it right here:


How fucking dope would it be to put an orange in there right as they turned it on? Shit looks like one gigantic blender. Its fucking glorious.

I hope we get stuck in an Event Horizon and Laurence Fishburne turns up. Or better yet a fucking Pokemon pops out. Or time travel.

Grab your flux capacitor kids, I'll see you in dimension X.
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**the preceeding script was composed by new_wave_hairdo on the trailofdead message board and can be found by clicking the title...maybe, i dont know**